Bad Dad Jokes To Make You Laugh!

If you are feeling down, or if you are just in need of a laugh, here are some corny but funny dad jokes to cheer you up!

BOOGER JOKES:

• What did the nose say to the finger?

” STOP PICKING ON ME!”

• How do you make a tissue dance

You put a little boogie in it!

• Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?

Booger king!!!

• Why was the booger crying?

Because it was being picked on.

TIGER JOKES:

• Why do tigers have stripes?

Because they don’t want to be spotted

• People always talk about the ‘Eye Of The Tiger’.

No one talks about the other four letters.

• What’s a tiger running a copy machine called?

A copy cat!

• Why don’t tigers like fast food?

Because they can’t catch it!

RANDOM JOKES:

• What kind of hot dog digs holes?

A hot-diggidy-dog!

• How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

• How do you fix a hurt pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch

• What do you call a fake noodle?

An im-pasta!

• Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

• What do you give a sick lemon?

A Lemon-aid

• Why did the teddy bear not eat dessert?

He was stuffed!

I hope you laughed. Thanks for reading, GO TIGERS!!