If you are feeling down, or if you are just in need of a laugh, here are some corny but funny dad jokes to cheer you up!
BOOGER JOKES:
What did the nose say to the finger?
” STOP PICKING ON ME!”
How do you make a tissue dance
You put a little boogie in it!
Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?
Booger king!!!
Why was the booger crying?
Because it was being picked on.
TIGER JOKES:
Why do tigers have stripes?
Because they don’t want to be spotted
People always talk about the ‘Eye Of The Tiger’.
No one talks about the other four letters.
What’s a tiger running a copy machine called?
A copy cat!
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
RANDOM JOKES:
What kind of hot dog digs holes?
A hot-diggidy-dog!
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
How do you fix a hurt pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta!
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill.
What do you give a sick lemon?
A Lemon-aid
Why did the teddy bear not eat dessert?
He was stuffed!
I hope you laughed. Thanks for reading, GO TIGERS!!