Once upon a time, far away in a little cottage in the Netherlands, miles away from any other town or city, a there was a chubby little boy with a major sweet tooth named Jonny Cupcake who desired candy corn above anything else. He lived with his mom who was a baker she was a jolly woman who also had a well-rounded personality like her son, but then out of the blue his mom said he couldn’t eat any more candy corn because he was getting way to big boned. Jonny was infuriated
“I hate this place! I will leave forever and find a home that will let me all the candy corn I want!” Jonny yells. He packs up his bag with everything he needs, including his big book of candy corn jokes. He sets off for adventure and leaves his cottage, waddling for miles and miles until he TRIP! Jonny tripped on a rock and rolled down a hill. “Oh no! My soft candy corn belly!” He cried as he bounced off trees and rocks, Jonny tumbled down the mountain for a while until he landed at the bottom of the mountain.
Dazed, he looks up in wonder at the candy corn tower “Huzzah!! I have found all the candy corn I want in the world,” he exclaimed as he shuffled up the stairs. “Whoof!” Jonny gasped as he pushed open the candy corn door. “YAY!” He squeaked.
In the hour Jonny had been there; he gobbled down the candy corn dish washer, the candy corn table, and the entire candy corn gym.
By then Jonny had become so chubby and round that he was bigger than the candy corn piano “Ugh… Too much candy corn… Maybe Mom was right about having too much of it.” But then in a blink of an eye the ground started to rumble beneath Jonnys feet and the in a blink of an eye candy corn doors swung open and out came candy corn people! Jonny was so clueless that he did not realize that they picked him up and took him high above a pot of boiling candy corn syrup. “Candy corn eater”! Candy corn eater!” The candy corn people chanted, then out of the shadows a candy corn with a crown came out with a scroll chanting in a deep sinister voice…
“JONNY CUPCAKE, FOR YOUR CRIMES OF GLUTTONY, TRESPASSING AND THE DEVOURING OF 67 MILLION PIECES OF INNOCENT CANDY CORN YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE!!!” “Huh? what?” and before you could say How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? They heaved Jonny into the boiling hot syrup, SPLASH! Jonny squeaked as he bobbled in the syrup, then he sank to the bottom of the pot. And out rolled a giant candy corn…
The candy corn people stacked Jonny on the top of the tower. Leaving his cold body as a symbol of what happens if you eat too many sweets. and some people still say that if you visit the Netherlands and roll down the hill and find the candy corn tower, you can hear Jonny’s belly grumbling and rumbling for candy corn.
